Programming is like sex

Started with a oneliner quote in one normal conversation in Kampung Gajah mailing list, it then emerged into a number of variations contributed and shared by the members of the community. Enjoy!

  • programming is like sex, one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.
  • programming is like sex, everyone loves it??
  • programming is like sex; you’re either too young or too old to enjoy it.
  • programming is like sex, never do it for free
  • Programming is like sex, it’s better in the silent night
  • Programming is like sex, ideas just come like morning glory
  • programming is like gangbang sex, you work with a team to satisfy user
  • programming is like sex, sometimes only one party is satisfied, the other has unmeetable requirements.
  • programming is like sex, it has handjob and blowjob
  • programming is like sex, nowdays people use agile method, help you code in a pair and everyone happy
  • programming is like sex, you can have threesome, foursome, gangbang and sort, you can even just watching others doing this while you still can get orgasm
  • programming is like sex, there is an app for that
  • is programming like sex?
  • programming is like sex, it will loop until it break
  • programmers (do) like sex.
  • programming is like sex, You can do it for money or for fun.
  • Programming is like sex, you have to tune it up and down
  • programming is like sex, can be done in various style
  • Programming is like sex, you will never walk alone.
  • Programming is like sex, you will never walk straight?
  • Programming is like sex, please indent properly
  • Programming is like sex, it’s not about how long, it’s about quality
  • Programming is like sex, it involves KISS
  • Programming is like sex, sometimes you scream along the way
  • Programming is like sex, just ask to have it.
  • programming is like corruption, it make everything ligit seems crackable [1] 1. ligit translator software being cracked :d
  • programming is like sex, it require balls
  • Programming is like sex, mundane and boring most of the time, with the occasional meteor in your garden
  • Programming is like sex, don’t do it when there’s a bleeding
  • programming is like sex, do it safely
  • programming is like sex, ati-ati bojomu minggat.
  • Programmer is like sex, you can do any style you want to satisfy your client.
  • Programming is like sex, each client has their own fetishes to satisfy.
  • Programming is like sex, you can have milk while doing it
  • Programming is like sex, …………….. ah, sudahlah.
  • Programming is like sex, you either geddit, or you don’t. :D
  • Programming is like sex. If you have any problem with this statement, please contact Rajivh from Customer Support.
  • Programming is like sex, you can do it online or offline.
  • programming is like sex, both are taxed… and all tax people go to hell!
  • programming is like sex, good music always help
  • programming is like sex, you’ll feel good when client say YES or DONT STOP.
  • programming is like sex, your client could be sux
  • Programming is like sex, when you feeling not good don’t do it.
  • Progamming is like sex, Indian know them better, at affordable price.
  • programming is like sex, lots of people think know what style is best while they never do it even once
  • programming is like sex, sometimes you need google for some howtos.
  • programming is like sex, you need id-gmail to find the regex.
  • Programming is like sex, I do it in daily basis, you never do it at all.
  • programming is like sex, you talk like you are pro in it but in reality you sux
  • programming is like sex, you get sleepy after doing it.
  • programming is like sex, if you can do it non-stop for 24 hours, you are GREAT
  • programming is like sex, mak erot available for patching
  • programming is like sex. men fake relationship. women fake orgasm.
  • programming is like sex, never underestimate some level of ignorance
  • programming is like sex, don’t rely on your IDE too much.
  • Programming is like sex, it described in four words, “Oh yes oh no”.
  • programming is like sex. pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spams like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s ugly. It’s messy. And if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.

Have one or two lines of your own to share here? Put it in the comment!

4 Tanggapan

  1. Wait~… Programming is not sex~??!?

  2. Programming is like sex, It need experience to get better at it. (So better learn younger :D)

  3. Programming is like sex, its not the “tools” that matter, but the man behind the gun.

  4. Some of these were good, but there was an awful lot of them…I demand a TL;DR!

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